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May 22, 2011

What, no Rapture?

We were at least holding out for a little Zomiegeddon at least, but the fact of the matter is there was no discernable Rapture yesterday.  Harold Camping is quiet in his Family Radio bunker.  From what we can tell their website is just down - perhaps their servers were taken to heaven?

Is it true that Randy "Macho Man" Savage went to heaven and personally prevented the event?  We don't know, but we love the picture that draws.

Oh well, when is Ragnarok scheduled to hit?


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