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May 11, 2011


Foodies looking for cheap thrills down human placenta:

On the counter was a bowl of water chestnuts and pieces of bite-sized placenta - think sweetbreads- sitting in a soy sauce marinade. The game-plan: wrap the placenta and water chestnuts in bacon, then skewer and broil to make a twist on liver rumaki.

All the chestnuts and bacon in the world can't make that any less... ew.

The given excuse that "many mammals practice placentophagy, the postpartum process of eating the expelled organ that connects the developing fetus to the uterine wall" doesn't help your cause.  Many mammals eat their own waste, roll in their own dung, and have non- nonconsensual sex with farmers. 

With that in mind, we're looking forward to news of your next event.


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