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April 25, 2011


Like most things from England, it was very sedate and unsatisfying.  However, that was a pretty hot bridesmaid, but she simply didn't get enough camera time.  Looking at the pictures of Pippa and Harry together, we reflected on how a newly slimmed-down Seth Rogen might be able to pull off the Harry role.  We'd go with Jenna Fischer for the Pippa role.  Then we'd script this scene where that toilet paper dress got all rained on during a drunken bachelorette party where Harry had dressed up, Big Momma style, to attend... well you get the picture.  Much more interesting that way.

Hollywood, we're available for script doctoring this.


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