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April 25, 2011

Wal-Mart wants to deliver food to you...

Seriously, this can't get any better. Food from the company that's known for the morbidly obese herd animals that wander its aisles.

No, we're reeling with the image of the guy jumping off the Wal-Mart van and trundling up to your door with a wheelbarrow full of double-stuff cookies.

With a 5 gallon side order of Fluff.


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