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April 23, 2011

Here's a thought...

The next time a waiter comes to your table right after you've put a bite of food in your mouth and vigorously inquires if everything is OK as they breeze by, spit it right out and say "I think you've poisoned me!" at the top of your lungs.

Or maybe just stiff them on the tip.

  Not that it happened recently, no not at all, right guys?  

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