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April 20, 2011

Russian sex...

Soviet space sex.  It's still Russian sex which, we can tell you, isn't really something you brag about.

Brag? Hell, you have to drink just to try to forget about it.

Years of trying...

  And yeah, they're lying.  The only way you could get a cosmonaut up in one of those deathtraps is to tell him he's going to get laid.  

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