we get it... daily

April 10, 2011

Hey, tailgating steroid case...

In that big ass truck of yours you probably feel pretty damn invincible.  Just push any motherfucker out of your way by riding his bumper. Flash your lights directly into his back window. Creep up on him at the stoplight. Honk when he doesn't take off with a lurch when the light changes. Flip him off, shout homophobic obscenities out your window. Then rev-up and jerk right, around, and jam back in left even though both of you were making the same left turn approaching a red light.

But your biggest mistake?  Doing it so close to where you live.

Be seeing you.


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