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March 19, 2011

La Toya

While we don't recommend watching the horribly misnamed Celebrity Apprentice, we do note that when we have been popping in trying to catch Gary Busey in a new melt-down, the freakiest thing is just La Toya Jackson trying to act normal.

Man, she's like the ghost of Michael post the sex change he was just never quite able to fully embrace.

And then we flash on the Playboy spread she did, that video, and the snake.

And then we grab for the bourbon.  Ah, sweet alcoholic blackout bliss...



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