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January 15, 2011

And by this point...

If Sara Palin has a shot at a presidency, and given the apparent outbreak of Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease in the old and obese that no longer seems a completely rejectable scenario, we'll be moving to Canada until we can get somewhere that doesn't actually make contact with Alaska.

We're thinking Australia.  Ozzie's are cool.



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