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November 10, 2010

Why is Bristol Palin still on Dancing with the Stars?

For a family that claims to want people to respect their privacy, this is one set of faces that keep shoving themselves onto the TV screen.

Bristol Palin's dancing (we're only watching the choice bits on YouTube) makes us yearn for the days of Woz sliding around like a frenetic teddy bear with limited points of articulation.

Why hasn't she been voted off yet?  We blame the continued power of that growing group of demented voters who claim to be a party of tea.

Of course, they're only doing it to punish the liberal dance party.


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