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September 17, 2010

"Do these pants make me look like I've got a cold?"

In what has to be one of the greatest bits of news for snack food manufacturers ever, a report coming out of the Rady Childrens Hospital in San Diego puts at least some of the blame on an unexpected source: A cold virus.

We'd go into the details but let's just stop at saying that they were so confusing that we can't help but accept their results.

Finally, a way to put the blame squarely off the bloated shoulders and backs of the Happy-Meal infused tubby tots. The celebratory big gulps are on us!


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