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September 7, 2010

At first, we thought someone was kidding us...

Not the bit about how Danielle Strab is leaving Real Housewives of New Jersey.

No, we thought they were making up that the show exists at all, hiding it behind some weird-ass detail about some similarly made-up whiney bitch leaving the fake show. There was all this crazy detail about her involvement in drug deals, armed bodyguards... well, it seemed so over the top that it couldn't possibly be true.  Who would ever fund such a pile of trash?  It had to be a joke.

But looking into it a little closer, we're finding out that it actually does exist.

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

  Part of us is holding out for this still being some kind of elaborate prank.   

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