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June 23, 2010

Don't you love all those "new" iPhone features?

Like the square back, because a rounded back was an obvious mistake, for the last three years.

Like more memory, because that was SO hard to engineer just right.

Like multitasking, because the last GUI device that did single tasking was... hmmm the original Macs over 20 years ago.

Like a higher resolution screen, because Android definitely had this one over the prior iPhone, so it's time to jump the specs.

Like Facetime, cuz the online sex folks need a new bump in activity.  Tell us it's not true all you teen "sexters."

Like folders, truely an Apple innovation (if you ignore every other OS out there, and the Android.)

Yeah, an amazing piece of technology.

  Apple... redefining Innovation.  

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