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June 18, 2010

One more time...

The "Beautiful Game" can't leave TV soon enough. Seriously, a game where the use of opposable thumbs is not allowed through 99% of the game is one that you should just teach penguins to play and then watch the hilarity.

Seriously, we'd actually pay money to watch teams of penguins play soccer. That would have real entertainment value.

And yeah, it's Soccer.  Not Futboll.  We're in America and not at all apologetic about how we've branded your little game differently over here. We don't shove a U in color, and we habitually have to come overseas to kick some dictator's ass and keep you free.  So STFU.

  Beautiful Game?  Based on what?  It's 90 minutes of running around waiting for some moron in front of a net to make a mistake.  Come to think about it, it's exactly as beautiful as hockey.  

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