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April 14, 2010

Mid-west Shits Self

The Rapture apparently came and went, taking no one from the nation's Bible Belt region.

In related news, laundries throughout the mid-west smelled of shit as millions of the faithful realized they weren't shuffling off their mortal coil and resolved themselves to washing out their soiled underwear.  

  Gotta love it when simple astronomy gets mistaken for the hand of God.  

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