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April 14, 2010
Mid-west Shits Self
The Rapture apparently came and went, taking no one from the nation's Bible Belt region.
In related news, laundries throughout the mid-west smelled of shit as millions of the faithful realized they weren't shuffling off their mortal coil and resolved themselves to washing out their soiled underwear.
| Gotta love it when simple astronomy gets mistaken for the hand of God. |
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