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March 27, 2010

Never thought we'd say this...

But we're getting really tired of all these sluts.

Seriously, every time some celebrity falls off the monogamy wagon these days the sluts just start popping out of the woodwork with their shrieks of "Me too! I gave it up to him too!"  Fuck, show a little propriety bitches!  Used to be you would have huddled in the background, hoping no one would find out just what a hose-bag you were. Now you jump out into the spotlight, hoping that Larry King might put you in front of a mic and you'll get your 15 minutes of fame. 

Sure, you get that, but you get it for being a SLUT!

Of course, we're not saying that Jesse or Tiger are blameless here, but there's only so much a man can take before he gives in.  Just saying.

  And of course all our hearts go out to Sandra Bullock who blah blah blah blah blah...  

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