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March 8, 2010

The Secret to a Successful Census?

The government is advertising the census like mad, hoping to avoid the bulk of paranoid citizens simply tossing the form into the trash instead of passing along data about themselves.

Wanna know what would make the census a success?

A prize drawing. A couple of million dollars to the winner, maybe even tax free (hey, if anyone could do it, they could!)

Look at it this way, it would have been cheaper than all those dumb commercials!


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