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January 4, 2010

Our New Hero...

Warren Beatty apparently bedded nearly 13,000 women. The newspaper headlines say "Slept With" but we expect there was actually very little sleeping involved.

To put this in perspective, that's a different woman, every day, for 35 years, or just about one every-other day since the 72-year-old actor was born. And, according to biography author Peter Biskind, that doesn't include "does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on."

Yeah, don't want to pollute the statistics with that kind of noise...

  We're exhausted just thinking about the whole thing. You really have to wonder, did Beaty ever learn how to masturbate. And if so, who did he think about?  

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