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December 25, 2009
The packages are open...
Not sure how they got open. Perhaps whatever was in them finally broke out. There are empty bottles of "augmented" eggnog smashed in the hearth. Raul has some kind of odd bruise on his forehead, not sure what that's about. The corgis are fighting over what appears to be some kind of mechanical gerbil or something. Apparently there's a marathon of Black Book playing on the big screen (we have a big screen?) All this viewed through one eye, the other appears to be unwilling to cooperate. We're having a bit of a lay down now, maybe eggnog isn't the best thing to do to excess. Where is that bucket?
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