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November 12, 2009


Face it. The Twilight series is successful because it's basically socially acceptable soft-core porn for tweens and teens.

Not that we're going to judge of course.

So with a new movie coming out, it must be a great time to be a 16 year old pasty-white emaciated looking guy.

We were born way too soon.


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