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September 9, 2009
Going out on a limb here with the predictions about the Apple conference today.
Steve will be there, again ignoring our advice to ditch the mock turtleneck and switch over to a nice Hawaiian shirt.
Five minutes of applause when Steve takes the stage, which he will only slightly start to wave down after minute four.
Apple computer will announce a digital Beatles release on iTunes, sealing the kiss with Apple records that started months ago. Please, this one is as obvious as Rush Limbaugh's brain damage.
An explanation as to why Zune HD is something no one really needs. Please... HD playback on a small device? Who needs that? No one, until it's in the next iPod upgrade...
New iTouch that still won't have enough storage to get us excited but will play the same damn songs for a couple of hours more due to yet another new battery that costs too when you to have some "genius" to replace it.
Some little addition to iTunes that makes it easier to do something we never before realized we absolutely couldn't live without it. And then we'll forget about it again.
Joke about how Windows 7 is just a reaction to Snow Leopard. Maybe something like "Your Windows 7 is so fat..."
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