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September 9, 2009

Apple today...

Going out on a limb here with the predictions about the Apple conference today.

• Steve will be there, again ignoring our advice to ditch the mock turtleneck and switch over to a nice Hawaiian shirt.

• Five minutes of applause when Steve takes the stage, which he will only slightly start to wave down after minute four.

• Apple computer will announce a digital Beatles release on iTunes, sealing the kiss with Apple records that started months ago.  Please, this one is as obvious as Rush Limbaugh's brain damage.

• An explanation as to why Zune HD is something no one really needs.  Please... HD playback on a small device?  Who needs that?  No one, until it's in the next iPod upgrade...

• New iTouch that still won't have enough storage to get us excited but will play the same damn songs for a couple of hours more due to yet another new battery that costs too when you to have some "genius" to replace it.

• Some little addition to iTunes that makes it easier to do something we never before realized we absolutely couldn't live without it.  And then we'll forget about it again.

• Joke about how Windows 7 is just a reaction to Snow Leopard.  Maybe something like "Your Windows 7 is so fat..."

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