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August 24, 2009

What they're really after...

Lindsay Lohan's house got broken into. A wall safe was ripped from the wall, and a few watches were taken.  There was another attempt this past May.

We have to wonder about these celeb break-ins.  Are they really looking for cash and valuables, or is there something smaller, and potentially more valuable targeted?

Like sex tapes? 

And if they were missing, would they show up on the list of missing items?  "Yeah, tape 3 of our naked Jell-O frenzy from when Miss Virgin Islands visited is gone too officer..."


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