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August 22, 2009
Count Down...
There's a new Miss Universe in town.
How long until she...
...makes a fatally dumb or racist statement to the press?
...is found with drugs?
...decides showing up at events is beneath her?
...releases a sex tape?
We give it two months. Start your timers.
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