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August 22, 2009

Count Down...

There's a new Miss Universe in town.

How long until she...

...makes a fatally dumb or racist statement to the press?

...is found with drugs?

...decides showing up at events is beneath her?

...releases a sex tape?

We give it two months.  Start your timers.


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