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August 16, 2009

No, you're a Bollywood star...

We get enough of our own stars screaming in airports and restaurants about how they should be "treated better than this." So we really don't need to hear about the short detainment of  "The Brad Pitt of India."

Look dude. We're pasty white guys and we've been detained at the security checkpoint. When it happens you shut up and comply. If you start screaming about how you're a star and this shouldn't happen to you, guess how well that's going to work.

And yeah, you're only a "movie star" if the guy putting on the rubber glove has seen one of your movies...


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