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June 29, 2009
Shortie...
Keep in mind that for most worker drones, this is a short week. You get July 3rd off because the Fourth of July is happening on a Saturday.
This means that you've only got four days to accomplish the usual amount of slacking and goofing off, and concentrating that in a shorter over-all work week could get you noticed. We know it's hard, but suggest you eliminate one or more of the following...
Early departure for lunch (but returning the same time as everyone else.)
Reduce the recreational use of the copy machine to just personal documents.
Eliminate one of the following web sites until after work: Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, ESPN, Wikipedia, Fantasy Baseball (or whatever), Online Poker, or FHM's photo galleries.
Good luck and good slacking!
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