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March 23, 2009

A week of excuses #7: The truth is...

The best excuse is none, because the details of nothing are hard to follow up on, and your story can't be later crossed up by some off-hand comment. Effecting a no-excuse is possible in a number of ways, but the best one is the truth. "The truth is simply too embarrassing, I'm sorry but I hope you'll respect my privacy here." Speculation will run rampant after such a statement, but (unless you're a real asshole) you'll probably have some defenders who will ask that your privacy indeed be respected.  The cool thing about unspoken truth is that... well, it's unspoken.

  Rather than tell you the truth, we'll let you choose all week long. Feel free to use these for yourself.  

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