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March 19, 2009

A week of excuses #3: Food poisoning

The nice thing about food poisoning is that nobody expects you to go see a doctor, and nobody really wants to hear about the symptoms. They really don't want to hear about it. You can pretend not to realize this, start up describing either logical end that could be affected, then imagine you note some level of disgust on their face and stop giving details. A great modifier here is that really bad vomiting or diarrhea can leave you drained, exhausted.  Mention this as a reason why you're productivity is down as well.

  Rather than tell you the truth, we'll let you choose all week long. Feel free to use these for yourself.  

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