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March 14, 2009

Undead VP...

The rotting corpse of Dick Cheney rose from the grave recently to address the press on his post-power delusions about the U.S. Cheney apparently believes that President Obama's rejection of Bush methods of dealing with terrorism, particularly those that included writing out hernia-inducing checks to Cheney's Haliburton company, increases the risk of more terrorist attacks on the country.

In related news, Cheney took the opportunity to strangle a puppy he had hidden under his coat as his shadow danced behind him moving independent of his physical body.

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