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March 14, 2009

Undead VP...

The rotting corpse of Dick Cheney rose from the grave recently to address the press on his post-power delusions about the U.S. Cheney apparently believes that President Obama's rejection of Bush methods of dealing with terrorism, particularly those that included writing out hernia-inducing checks to Cheney's Haliburton company, increases the risk of more terrorist attacks on the country.

In related news, Cheney took the opportunity to strangle a puppy he had hidden under his coat as his shadow danced behind him moving independent of his physical body.

  And, we're not making this up, Cheney professed his love for Rush Limbaugh. Apparently homosexuality runs rampant in the Cheney household, and we're happy to see Dick so comfortable in an honest and open examination of his feelings.  

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