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February 17, 2009

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German designer calls Heidi Klum fat.

In related news Wolfgang Joop’s chances of "getting any" reduced to zero.

  We'll skip the onset of dementia and failing vision jokes that so many others are finding so easy to go to on this. And we'd never imply that like so many of his ilk, Joop's tastes probably run more towards sullen skinny boys either.   

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