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February 14, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day...

Did you know you're doomed?

Did you remember to buy a gift?  OK...

Seriously, did you think there was any way you were going to do the right thing on an artificial holiday based on a pagan festival then co-opted by the church to celebrate two martyrs, and finally ratified as part of the American calendar by people who make holiday cards?

Of course not.


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