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December 22, 2008

Twelve Days of Ambiguous Holiday Gifts

On the 9th day of AHG, My Life Mate Gave to Me...

- Nine Planets counting Pluto (which we do)

- Eight days of Hanukkah

- Seven Fishes Feast

- Six Pack Abs

- Gold Five from Star Wars

- Four ships with pirates

- Three failing car companies

- Two wars we don't care about

- and a Lame Duck Leader in the White House

     

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