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December 1, 2008

Cyber Monday...

Always sounds more geeky cool than it really is. 

Hey, what you doing?

Shopping, it's Cyber Monday.

OK, cool. What have you bought? Laser weapon? Robo-Surveillance System? Pleasure Implant Droud Sockets?

Um.  I bought a sweater and some books.

See. We feel this is terribly close to bait-and-switch.


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