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August 4, 2008
Looking forward to November...
Watching McCain start drawing stranger and stranger allusions to the Obama devil will be the most entertaining thing on TV. Can't wait until he starts with:
Obama has a prettier wife than I do, he's more likely to be distracted from doing his job, just like Kennedy was.
Obama reads more than I do, I already know everything I need to know.
Obama talks to more non-Americans than I do, and they like him, what good is that?
Obama is open to fresh new ideas, we should stick with what works, all W's work will be for naught if we don't!
If Obama gets elected the Daily Show won't be nearly as funny.
Obama is smarter than me, do you really want that?
Yeah, it's a bit of exaggeration, but we're betting at least two of these come to pass. We'll check back in December.
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