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August 3, 2008

Hanna Montana spawns new vocabulary...

Her birth name is Destiny Hope Cyrus, and apparently it's her destiny to have trouble keeping her pants on. However, it's worth noting that she has a lot of help in that exposure.

We're going to need to have a new name for this perversion related to the viewing of under-aged women when said pictures are foist upon us by the media.  In their amazing dedication of show us all those things we should be shocked by, they're the best purveyors of said imagery.

This time, it's a new set of "underwear photos."  Although we're hard pressed to identify them as more than swim suits and shorts. But then again, we're not as hot on teen porn as the media; they've got a much more refined sense of what's indecent than we do.

We're going with "Pressverts."


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