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July 2, 2008

Angelina's Twins...

To hear that Angelina Jolie is about to have twins, we have to reflect on the first time we saw her in a movie, thirteen years ago: Hackers.  This was a pre-tattoo, pre Billy-Bob, pre-Laura Croft, Jolie. She was not quite 21 years old, but believably playing a teen.

At the time, all of us were of the same mind, had the same question.

Is she hot, or just weird?

After all these years, we can definitively answer the question.

Both.  Absolutely both.

  A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages.  Yes, your cubicle is a cage.  

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