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June 29, 2008

We heard it!

Last night, McCain was talking on the news.  He turned his head to the side and we swear we hear his bones creak. 

 

It was definitely a bone creak, not a metal squeak, or a wooden scratch. 

 

Dude, that guy makes some interesting sounds.

 

But on the lighter side, it's McCain's rescuer's who cast a comic shadow.  He's got retired Adm. Leighton "Snuffy" Smith taking on Obama supporter retired Gen. Wesley Clark's 's comment that McCain's military experience doesn't give him an edge, Clark saying "I don't think riding in a fighter plane and getting shot down is a qualification to be president."

 

Oh yeah?  What about being held prisoner of war for years?  Isn't that experience directly applicable to being the tool of big business and special interest groups?  Oh wait, that's all of us... being prisoners of all that... well... you know.

 

Snuffy Smith was quoted as saying Obama was "Teched in the haid."

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