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June 20, 2008
Hey! Water on Mars!
Half-a-billion dollars to put Wall-e's little brother on the red planet and we've finally turned up some ice cubes on the Martian surface. Pour us a G&T Raul, we can finally chill it on Barsoom. Water, at last!
Bet those folks along the Mississippi are thrilled.
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