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June 14, 2008


Happy Birthday Donald.


We're reminded of a joke, which we'll recast in your honor.


Donald Trump was sitting alone in a New York bar.  Approaching him was a tall, curvy, sexily dressed woman who didn't stop until she was pressed directly up against him, lips to his ear.  "I'll do anything you ask me to do, but you have to tell me what to do using exactly three words." she whispered.


The Donald thought for a moment, and then whispered back "Paint Trump Tower."



  Yeah, we think that was a euphemism too.

And as to yesterdays page date, which everyone seems so worried about, have you never noticed how hotels and elevators just can't bring themselves to properly number floors.  Sometimes a mistake is really just an obscure joke.

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