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May 28, 2008
Medical proof: Masturbation "Cuts Cancer Risk."
Gotta love the Aussies today. Australian researchers (yeah, we used to research a couple of times a day in our teens) developed a profile for prostate cancer avoidance through masturbation. Over 2000 menu interviewed, with and without history of cancer. The ones who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely have prostrate cancer.
Of course, in theory any sexual activity will do, but so many women don't buy the line that they're helping us out with our health here. So, Rosy Palm and her Five Sisters step in to apply vigorous and regular therapeutic aid. But gals, we're always happy when you take an interest in our health and longevity. We'll even help you with some happy elixir!
So kids, next time Mom makes those rapid three knocks before bursting your door in, be proud! You're fighting the good fight against cancer.
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