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April 24, 2008
So, we're wondering...
If John McSame is so desperate to find for a way to make his ticket look a little less like a grey old white man running for a power position, that he'll actually sign up failed ex-HP CEO Carly "Yeah, I Screwed Up HP, but NOT because I'm a Woman" Fiorina.
What a dream ticket. Republican woman who makes Hillary look "juicy." Seriously, we've met pro dominatrix's with more sympathetic smiles. And pair that with John "The Droopy Dog of the 2008 Election" McSame and the jokes will flow like honey.
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