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April 22, 2008


AP Press release today on imaginary rock star Miley Cyrus, to quote:


One photo shows the Cyrus look-alike tugging at her white tank top to reveal a green bra. In another shot, she flaunts her bare midriff while draped over a young male, who rests his hand on her hip. Another shot shows her cuddling up to the same guy.

Wow some green bra fabric and a flash of midriff.  Shocking, a male has his hand on her hip! Public cuddling!


We're guessing that AP doesn't get out to the mall much these days. Next thing they'll be reporting on Madonna's exposed naked ankles...



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