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March 5, 2008

Old and New Sluts...

They're in the news today.  Spurned women who attempt to turn their poor judgment in hook-ups into cash, or simply crazy eye retribution.


We start with historical slut Jennifer Flowers, who long after failing to bring down Bill Clinton in her partnership with corrupt conservative hypocrites, is now trying to market recordings she made of her pillow talk phone calls with him.  Can you say interesting timing of this tool of the right-wing?  We're sure Hillary can.


Jennifer is probably learning that as you close in on sixty, your career as a slut has little in the way of monetary potential.


We stand in awe of Fox news pundit/slut Rachel Marsden, who after a short term fling with Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, is now reinventing the "boiled rabbit" approach to being the spurned slut in the 21st century.  Marsden has apparently put left-over clothes she claims are from Wales on auction at eBay, as well as sharing their chats.  This from a woman whose record includes:

Wow, with a stalker like that, Jimmy best watch out for his house pets.


Oh, and Marsden is now quoted as saying "My only focus right now, to be really honest, is on my career and finding a way to get back into print, TV or radio here in NYC. All of this other personal stuff is just an unfortunate distraction."


Oh yeah?  Then stop putting up all the Buy It Now crap!  Fox news sure knows how to pick their pundits.


  Remember boys, never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.  

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