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March 3, 2008

Good-Bye Sharper Image

We used to look forward to your catalogs, brimming with exciting new gadgets we couldn't find elsewhere.


Now you're a repository for air purifiers, shoe insoles, vibrating chairs, and technology that's been proven useless for decades. We recycle your book on arrival. News of your impending chapter 11 doesn't fill us with dread, it gives us hope of closure.


We have a new store now, and it's name is ThinkGeek. Understand SI, it's not you, it's us. We've moved on. And seriously, how many Ionic Breeze air purifiers does one home need?


  Actually, the answer there is none.   

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