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February 24, 2008

Friend of Ashton?

We don't regret missing Mr. Kutcher's 30th birthday party.  Not that we were invited, but we're good at the crashing thang.  But those who were "lucky" enough to sit down for cake and candles with Demi's guy, which included Bruce Willis, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ivanka Trump and Madonna, may have gotten a special parting gift:


Hepatitis A.  You know, that disease that can be passed if your infected bartender fails to wash up after taking a big dump.  Classy joint, eh?


And here's your PSA for the day: 

Have any of the following symptoms?  Yellowing of eyes and skin, fatigue, abdominal pain, nausea or diarrhea? 


Maybe you should stay off the "A" list.


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