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February 11, 2008

Two years ago...

Sith lord Dick Cheney shot a friend in the face.

Well, we've got nothing to add to that.  The whole thing is setup, build-up, and punch line in a single phrase. We just like to remember the day.

  We do like to recall that Cheney is so scary that the guy with the newly buck-shotted jowls publically apologized for getting in the way of Cheney's gun. 

You can't write jokes that good.


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