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February 4, 2008

Fourteen days for Britney?

We wake to the news that Britney will remain in involuntary mental care for another 14 days, to the shock of fans who expected her out this weekend apparently.

Fourteen days, really?  Is this supposed to be some kind of miracle cure they've had in the back room, reserved for celebrities?

Frankly, we're betting on something more like 14 months.

Or is it really that the fans are hoping for more amusing antics?  Now that makes sense.


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