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December 31, 2007
And in review...
Sure things could be better. But they could be worse. And that's probably worth celebrating.
We'll take our annual moment to remind you that you're smarter than those who would drink and drive tonight. Remember that, because a lifetime of regret is just too fucking dumb to fail to avoid. Designate a driver, or just stay home - it's a night for amateur drinkers anyway. And ladies, remember to "tip" your designated driver - yeah, that means giving him a little somethin' somethin' after you've had your fifth or sixth appletini. You've got an excuse, and he deserves it.
Happy New Year.
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