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December 14, 2007

Caesars is safe again...

Celine Dion is finished.  After almost five years of holding our favorite Las Vegas casino hostage to her performances, she's done her final performance and will now vacate the premises.  Now we can return, to the pomp and majesty that is one of the best vacation resorts on Earth.

Now as long as Bette Midler doesn't start showing up there again we're good to go!

     

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