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November 19, 2007

Dallas, day 5...

Survived. Home. 

How can two hours displacement feel like eight hours jet lag?

Maybe it's all the late night exercise we had to go through trying to find something decent to drink.  Or the coffee that had that faint taste of old cigarettes? Who knows.  Maybe it's just an allergic reaction to C&W music.

High points:

• Discussing whether the wait staff person was actually a transvestite, or just hormonally and fashion challenged.
• Four meals at Denny's in four days. (Hmm, maybe that's contributing to the weird lag?)
• Cell phones that decide not to roam just when you need them to roam and phone technicians who repeatedly escalate you to another level where they again ask you to remove the battery and reboot - just to humor them. Then after six hours of debugging over four days they tell you that the problem is probably your new five day old phone and they'll provide a new (refurbished) model.  Refurbished?  Fuck that. It's time for another round of phone escalation. Fucking Verizon.
• People who remember your name when you have no idea who they are (except for their uncanny resemblance to one of those portraits on the directory of sex offender web site entries.)

Yeah, just another road trip.  Back in time for that pre-ordered deep fried turkey for Thursday. 

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