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November 19, 2007
Dallas, day 5...
How can two hours displacement
feel like eight hours jet lag?
Maybe it's all the late night
exercise we had to go through trying to find
something decent to drink. Or the coffee
that had that faint taste of old cigarettes? Who
knows. Maybe it's just an allergic reaction
to C&W music.
- Discussing whether the wait
staff person was actually a transvestite, or
just hormonally and fashion challenged.
- Four meals at Denny's in four
days. (Hmm, maybe that's contributing to the
- Cell phones that decide not
to roam just when you need them to roam and
phone technicians who repeatedly escalate you to
another level where they again ask you to remove
the battery and reboot - just to humor them.
Then after six hours of debugging over four days
they tell you that the problem is probably your
new five day old phone and they'll provide a new
(refurbished) model. Refurbished?
Fuck that. It's time for another round of phone
escalation. Fucking Verizon.
- People who remember your name
when you have no idea who they are (except for
their uncanny resemblance to one of those
portraits on the directory of sex offender web
Yeah, just another road trip.
Back in time for that pre-ordered deep fried
turkey for Thursday.
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