we get it... daily
October 23, 2007
We know a slow news day when we see it...
Hey, Marie Osmond fell down last night.
Pathetic, eh?
Even more so, that's her biggest headline since Paper Roses hit #1. (Kids, that was back in the Jurassic period.)
OK, maybe not, but we're dismissing all those nude internet photos as great Photoshopping....
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