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October 23, 2007

We know a slow news day when we see it...

Hey, Marie Osmond fell down last night.

Pathetic, eh?

Even more so, that's her biggest headline since Paper Roses hit #1.  (Kids, that was back in the Jurassic period.)

OK, maybe not, but we're dismissing all those nude internet photos as great Photoshopping....

  And remember to breathe kids.   

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